The Oppositelock Car Of The Year is...

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/28/2018 at 23:10 • Filed to: THE JORDANS HACKED OUR ELECTION

The 2019 Mazda MX-5!

The MX-5 beat the VW Golf GTI by almost 15 points.

The manufacturer of the year is also Mazda. Followed by VWAG and Hyundai.

As for the list from the European COTY, the XC40 lost to “none of the above” but it was the one that lost the least, so I guess it’s something

Surprisingly, one of the higest rated cars was the Genesis G70. But not even close to the GTI or the MX-5, getting only a third of the votes the MX-5 got.

Others thought this very serious matter was a joke, and answered with jokes like

ur mom
your sister’s ass
go fuck your couch
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
And the Toyota Century

Comments:
As with the Politics poll (which was somehow, easier to manage), I guess many missed out and it was a futile exercise in representing Oppo.

Reviewing the form, it was somewhat flawed, I tried to correct the mistakes and delete double or triple voters. It’s important to add that double and triple voters chose mostly the Genesis G70

So if someone wants to take it up and make a new poll for longer and in a more orderly fashion , I encourage them to do so . I think there’s some potential here.

DISCUSSION (55)

Future Heap Owner > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:14

Wow who could have seen that one coming?

C62030 > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:15

I really want a G70. It was MT’ s car of the year and I think it’s one of the best looking sedans on the market. I saw a white one with black wheels the other day and I was just floored.

Spanfeller is a twat > Future Heap Owner
11/28/2018 at 23:16

Literally no one.
But hey, I made a nice picture, and I guess Mazda should be proud of achieveing absolutely no additional prestig e with this award.

Spanfeller is a twat > C62030
11/28/2018 at 23:17

It's a really nice car.. I liked that they put a manual in it.

Maxima Speed > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:17

Boooooo!!!! My selection didn’t win Also I only saw it last minute. These things need to be posted and reposted for a week to be accurate lol.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:18

This was rigged by Russians wasn’t it....

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:19

I’m glad that the G70 got some respect, the other answers are literally Oppo hive mind circlejerking.

1. None of the Above lost because “crossovers are bad m’kay”

2. Miata won because “hurr durr Miata is always da answeerrrr”

3. Volvo because Volvo

Spanfeller is a twat > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/28/2018 at 23:19

Hey, the Mazda won the Electoral College fair and square.

Milky > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:19

Mazda fam out here voting.

Kinja'd!!!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:19

Yeah, so having some sort of explanation of what ECoTY meant when voting might have changed my answer...

Future Heap Owner > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:19

Remember to email their marketing department so they can put out a press release!

If they ignore it, then I’ll go over and demand to speak to them in person when I’m down in Irvine in a few months (my company’s HQ is right across the street from Mazda’s North American HQ).

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:19

False, D11 is best vehicle:

Kinja'd!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:20

Provide evidence.

Spanfeller is a twat > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
11/28/2018 at 23:21

I think it was a flawed ballot. I really encourage someone else to take it on....

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:21

eye roll

Future Heap Owner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/28/2018 at 23:22

No it was all those Jordans voting over and over and over. Simply massive amounts of voter fraud

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:22

You may be a bit biased because it is a stinger with hyundai badges on it.

Spanfeller is a twat > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/28/2018 at 23:22

Kinja'd!!!

Spanfeller is a twat > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner
11/28/2018 at 23:24

Maybe... but you’ll never know if the G70 got 50 extra votes bussed-in from rural Vermont.

HammerheadFistpunch > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:24

“Others thought this very serious matter was a joke, and answered with jokes like

ur mom
your sister’s ass
go fuck your couch
This song
And the Toyota Century”

Kinja'd!!!

I just want you to know, how proud of all you I am. All of you.

Spanfeller is a twat > Future Heap Owner
11/28/2018 at 23:26

I'd feel really bad if some chump in Mazda actually thought this was legit.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Future Heap Owner
11/28/2018 at 23:26

Jordans=Russians?

Future Heap Owner > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:29

Think of the exposure potential, though! (for us!)

Spanfeller is a twat > Future Heap Owner
11/28/2018 at 23:30

Oh certainly! But I'd need to change the logo... I jus added a couple of circles aroundt the ECOTY logo.....

Future Heap Owner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/28/2018 at 23:30

No, Jordan of ‘Jordan, the Slowrunner, and Kona’, who according to TAE voted at least four times.

dogisbadob > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:31

I just missed the voting

The real surprise is the link to “this song” isn’ t a rickroll!

Future Heap Owner > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:31

Ohhhh I see.

Yeah, change the logo, then e-mail it.

Spanfeller is a twat > dogisbadob
11/28/2018 at 23:31

I listened to it.

I must admit I was scared of opening the link.

I really encourage someone with better tools to carry this out again in a more orderly fashion.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:34

The S63 4M atic should have won, it is clearly the ultimate land based transport. It’s comfortable, doesn’t have ABC/MBC hydraulics to worry about, has AWD so it’s possible to drive in the snow, does 0-60 in under 3.5 seconds, and has possibly the best sound system in the world.

Spanfeller is a twat > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
11/28/2018 at 23:36

I would love to see that one win... but it only got one vote.

aquila121 > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:38

I take issue with the implied comparison between the Miata’s win here and anything involving Trump.

The Miata is good regardless of any monkeying with votes/results. But I get what you were going for.

For Sweden > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:38

This is a good post

Spanfeller is a twat > aquila121
11/28/2018 at 23:39

Yeah, I know... at least I avoided party-line colours on the cars....

Spanfeller is a twat > For Sweden
11/28/2018 at 23:41

It took a lot mor effort than I thought it would.

Why would someone vote seven times?

Who knows?

Who knows?

Spanfeller is a twat > Maxima Speed
11/28/2018 at 23:44

I think that a lot of things were flawed in this poll.... I encourage mods or oppos with more (moral?) authority than me to take it on and make it more reasonable... it could be a good post and make a lot of people feel heard.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Future Heap Owner
11/28/2018 at 23:45

Russians. Why’s it always gotta be Russians...

Future Heap Owner > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:51

LOL! I just noticed your addition to the Mazda’s license plate

AestheticsInMotion > Spanfeller is a twat
11/28/2018 at 23:59

My Miata and I approve. 11/10, good survey

Kinja'd!!!

Spanfeller is a twat > AestheticsInMotion
11/29/2018 at 00:01

I can relate to having a blanket atop my lap when driving a convertible in cold weather.

AestheticsInMotion > Spanfeller is a twat
11/29/2018 at 00:02

Wait.

Can you??

Spanfeller is a twat > AestheticsInMotion
11/29/2018 at 00:03

I mean, not Washington State cold, but -3....-1 C with my R170... totally. I keep a blanket there.

AestheticsInMotion > Spanfeller is a twat
11/29/2018 at 00:05

If you’re ever around during the winter, consider this your invite

Kinja'd!!!

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Spanfeller is a twat
11/29/2018 at 00:09

Uh, you do realize you broke the form in that it REQUIRED you to fill something in no matter what, right?

Spanfeller is a twat > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/29/2018 at 00:09

I did that because someone was trolling by answering nothing and then just saying "no" or "Fuck this"

DutchieDC2R > Spanfeller is a twat
11/29/2018 at 00:30

I cant help but wonder who/why would be so childish. Its funny how, when there’s an abillity to be an anonymous twat without any repercussions, there’s always someone taking that chance with both hands.

I didnt vote because nightshift, but Im glad to see the GTI not winning.

Spanfeller is a twat > DutchieDC2R
11/29/2018 at 00:33

I don’t really mind. I honestly sort of laughed at the responsens... I mean... why would someone find it funny to ask me go fuck a couch?

I mean... it was hilarious.

I don’t mind the GTI, but it’s a six or five year old car, I;m not sure it deserved COTY.